Want to laugh? Visit baggypantsandbravado, my friend Noah Smith's blog. He's got his top jokes for SNL posted there, and they crack me up. A few of my favorites:
Republican strategist Karl Rove has said that the American electorate is in a "sour" mood at the moment. This is probably because they've discovered their president is a lemon.
President Bush threw out the opening pitch Monday at Cincinnati's Great American Ball Park, but the pitch was high and inside, two words that also describe George W. Bush during Vietnam.
An Italian judge ruled that it is not necessarily hate speech to call someone a "dirty negro." But, still, Crayola really should find a new name for that color crayon.
And my favorite: It was reported this week that Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are expecting their first child and plan to marry soon. The couple is registered at Taarget.
Noah is a genius, but he seems to have really mastered this format. Many kudos to you, my friend!
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