my sister rocks

When I told my sister I hated absolutely everything today and I couldn't figure out a good reason why, she offered up the following options:

because its friday
because the holidays are over
because you're tired
because its winter but not cold so its confusing
because there is a full moon
because boys suck
because traffic lights in new york city are four seconds too long
because george bush embarrasses you as an american
because you can't dowload aol IM
because you miss your old cold sores
because one boob is bigger than the other
because scott's new iron doesn't get hot enough
because my sweater has a hole in the elbow
because produce is not on sale at the grocery store
because that one pair of pants doesn't fit anymore
because lawyers are creepy
because you miss the flower thing you used to hang in the honda
because that stranger on the subway smelled funny
because that stranger on the subway didn't smell funny
because you can't wait for 05/06/07 since that will be so cool
because you eat lean cuisines but are still hungry afterwards
because zephyr has an eye booger
because your apartment has a slope

I love her.