things I think should be rules

1. If you're shopping online, you should be able to shop for items using the search term "not ugly."

2. If you're going to follow me around in the library, you should not fart the whole time.

3. If you're going to stop seeing me, and you don't have a really good reason why (or you can't explain the reason you do have), you should at least apologize for it and try to make me not feel bad.

4. If you sit near me and I don't work for you, you should leave me alone, unless I say friendly things to you without a fake face on.

5. If you make a very alarming movie about global warming (Al, I'm talking to you), you should put at least two or three useful things individual consumers can do, instead of whipping us into a panic and then leaving us to check your website for suggestions.

6. If you're my hair, and I put product in you and try to make you go all in the same direction, you should go all in the same direction.

Thank you,
The Management