1. If I gave it something to burrow into, do you think that an arctic mouse could live in my freezer?
2. Can you expect to be disappointed?
3. Ok, this isn't a question, but... with help from my friend, I came up with a name for the stomach bug that seems to have hit everyone I know: the sqashed cannoli flu. Because bascially, when you get it, you're a squashed cannoli.
4. What do you get if you mix pear cobbler (in your hair), red velvet cake (on your body), and hot cocoa (on your face)?
[Hint: Me, after my shower this morning!]
5. If I don't feel like dating anymore, do I have to?
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I think the arctic mouse would freeze.
Or rather, wouldn't be able to breath. Those two words rhyme, and for some reason, one tackled the other out of the way.
1- Somehow I read that as "erotic" instead of "arctic" and my mind went through the gutter and into the sewer system...
2- yes. Human imagination isn't as good as the universe at coming up with ways to underwhelm in unexpected ways. It's excitingly disappointing!
5- Hell, no, especially in this economy... wait a few years and the start looking for a nice clean-fuels tycoon :)
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