These are the thoughts of my life.
1. Kate's attempt at something newsworthy: the guy behind a massive ponzi scheme was named Madoff. What, I wonder, were his co-conspirators' names? Ms. CutAndRun and Mr. Vamoose?
2. Fernando was out fixing computers today when the Printer Guy came to get some paperwork signed. I initialed his form, and then sent the following message to Fernando:
Printer guy came.
Fuser part not in stock. Will come back Tuesday.
He smells like urinal cake.
3. Semi-topical option 2, my dear sweet boyfriend, Eddie:
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why urinal cake?
That's not a smell you should know.
Maybe it's ozone?
:)
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