you now owe me six cents

1. Lemmings and Lemurs are not the same thing. If you are wondering what the differences are, Lemmings look cute and small and furry and like perennially pregnant hamsters, and they periodically, accidentally run off cliffs in droves.

Lemurs don't.

2. Imagine my surprise when I discovered, at two o'clock in the morning, that my daily vitamins have caffeine in them. Fun! FUN! FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!!!!!!!!

3. I recently went to a very interesting set of sales meetings, but due to a confidentiality agreement that I signed, this is all I can tell you. I got to the ___________________. I sat down in the back and listened to _______ say, "Thanks for coming! ____________________ and _________________, but the ______________ is ______________ and I think ________________ should _______________ with the ____________. Additionally, I think ___________________ is a good __________________ while _________ probably ________________. Afterwards _________________________ will do _________________ on the _________ with a _____________ and the__________ should start __________________. Otherwise, _______________ and feel free to __________ with the _________ on the ___________."

4. If you are wearing pants the button up the side, I highly recommend not wearing a belt that fastens in the front. If you do, however, it's advisable not to wait until the very last second to pee.

5. "Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. 'Pooh,' he whispered.
'Yes, Piglet.'
'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"

6. Here's an interesting list of characteristics, taken from the book Secrets of Six Figure Women, by Barbara Stanny. She says you should try to whittle the list down to five values you couldn't live without. I managed to get it down to about 11, but had a hard time after that. Go ahead, you try it.

Achievement
Adventure
Beauty
Being free
Being generous
Brother/Sisterhood
Charity
Comfort
Community
Creativity
Dignity
Discovery
Family
God
Growth
Happiness
Health
Honesty
Honor
Humility
Independence
Individuality
Influence
Integrity
Intimacy
Justice
Kindness
Knowledge
Leadership
Learning
Leaving a legacy
Leisure
Life partner
Love
Making a difference
Parenting
Patriotism
Peace
Physical activity
Power
Retirement
Security
Seeing the world
Self-discipline
Self-esteem
Service
Simplicity
Spirituality
Strength
Success
Time alone
Truth
Using my talents

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine...