stuffernutters

Stuffernutters: (n.) Half "stuff and nonsense" and half "fluffernutters." Used by geniuses (who don’t believe in the word "genii") to convey that a blog post will be about nothing at all.

I. So remember when I wrote about the tanning salon in my hood called Alaskan Tanning? (see dispatches from the peanut gallery for clarification) I walked past it again last night and noticed a big shwarma sign downstairs from it. You know, rotating meat product on a stick?That tickled my fancy."Frank, we got another overdone one. Send it downstairs again??"

B. Unrelatedly, I periodically get a stray, long peach fuzz cheek hair on my face, and I got one yesterday. Now, there’s longer-than-average peach fuzz hair, and there’s absurdly EPIC peach-fuzz hair. What I want to know is how mine went from normal to epic overnight. It was, and I’m not exaggerating, the length of one knuckle! Enquiring minds want to know.(Well, at least one does.)

(iii) I work as a trainer and part of my job is training new hires on the computer system. I worked with a woman on Monday (who had excellent computer skills, if not somewhat iffy people skills) and she just up and quit today! No explanation, no complaints, just resigned and took off. Which would have been fine, if she hadn’t taken my handy-dandy-(and-super-pain-in-the-ass-to-make) computer manual with her!

grumble grumble grumble.

4.0 I had lunch today with one half of a very unhappy couple. I don’t ever want to live that way. Just talking to her made me tense. Please, Universe, send me someone whole.