Remember the Swiss Chard Incident? Well, I chopped up the rest of the faux rhubarb and sauteed it with some eggplant, mushrooms and garlic tonight and it was deee-licious!
(on a scale of one to ten in the Who Cares Department, this rates about a negative fourteen and a half.)
When I go on a date with someone, it's easy to tell when he's a YES! or a NO! (or as a friend of mine says a "JesusGodNoooooooooo!") However, it's that middle ground that gets tricky. One thing I've been working to remember is that just because someone is not a NO! (or a JesusGodNoooooooooooo) doesn't necessarily make him a YES! (It doesn't necessarily exclude him either, but I'm trying to deliver the nutshell version of this theory.)
(on a scale of one to ten in the Slightly Cryptic But Mostly Vague Department, this gets about a six.)
Speaking of dating, I think it is only polite to tell someone I've actually met face to face that, if it so happens to be the case, I'm not interested in him. Not returning calls or emails (or simply "disappearing") is not my style, and I'd like the same consideration in return.
(on a scale of one to ten in the Passive Aggressive Department, this rates a solid ten -- assuming said offenders are actually reading -- and on a scale of one to ten in the Hey, I'd Like To Date Kate But Don't Know How She'll Feel About Me Not Letting Her Know I'm Not Interested Department, well, I'm not even going to rate that one.)
(The Russian judge, however, gives it an eight. Bad dismount.)
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