how NOT to woo me. (seriously.)

Dear gentlefolk of the single variety,

Under no circumstances will this ever win you a night in my charming company:

would you approve your own profile? If I had written it and presented
it to you would you have given it the go-ahead? would you? you
deserve better let me rewrite it for you?

In fact, in will earn you this response:

Wow, you are painfully rude.

At which point, I would not recommend responding with:

read my profile and learn

Because you just might get this response:

kiss my ass and learn.*

Your pal, and devoted k8-d8ing guru,
k8


*I might not have actually written this. But I'll tell you what, I thought it very hard!