too exciting to print

I was just sitting here, listening to my coworkers blather away about how a fellow coworker resembles Worf from Star Trek (who, without makeup, is actually fairly attractive) (the actor, not the coworker), and I was ridiculing them in my head for having such a boring conversation.
Then I looked down and realized I was cleaning dustballs out of my keyboard with a paperclip.

Sigh.

Unrelatedly, I find myself in an interesting situation. (Only partly as interesting as what's coming out of my keyboard, however.) I've come across an open bar party that I'm 99% sure someone I know (but am no longer speaking to) would love. Said person was never an avid reader of my blog, though, so just putting it here does nothing. I'm certainly not going to email him ("um, hi, remember how you dumped me? Yeah, that part was fun, but here's a party you might like..."), and I no longer have a subscription to AnonymousSmokeSignals.com, so that's out.

What to do? (god, I need a job that actually makes me use my brain.)

Option Number 1:Absolutely nothing. (I've been doing that for the last hour and a half.)

Option Number 2:Something low-key and unobtrusive. Like putting a link here and just getting the info out so it accidentally gets to him. (And if it does, you can assure him I won't be there -- I hate beer!)

Side benefit? It will likely make my cousin Brian very, very jealous. (he doesn't hate beer.)

And hey, you might like beer, you should go! (Not you, mom.)







Is it possible to die from boredom?