what my phone wants to tell you

So I've been texting a lot on my phone lately, and it's got this handy feature I like to call the Vocabulary Butler -- basically a program that runs around and grabs you all the words you might possibly want. To type, that is. But sometimes it's so far off the mark it's entertaining.

For example, I was trying to type "Is it wrong to poke out your own eyeballs out of boredom?" and the Vocabutler (TM) wanted me to say "Is it wrong to poked outside yourself owner eyeballs outside of boredom?"

It's a little tricky when you're recreating old messages (I am discovering, wearing out the pads of my little fingies) because Vocabutler (TM) is smart, and learns your words, and adds them to his little dictionary. So I'll have to try some new ones.

"I'm testing your features to make a point" comes out "I'm testing yourself debuted to oakland a soggy."

"Blog readers are interested in your features" comes out "Blogger reading are! Hovered go yourself fictional."

"The people at work are retarded" comes out "Them penalty at york are! Setting"

"Kate is so cool she should get a prize" comes out "Later) is so come viable sherlock! Since getting a psis."

WTF? The Vocabutler (TM) knows psis but doesn't know brunch! I think I need to send it back to elementary school...

Now you try it! See what your inner Vocabutler (TM) wants to say!