bald guyz

I saw a whole phalanx of these in the window the Duane Reade downstairs.
Yeah. Head Wipes. For Bald Guyz.
They have a website, too, http://www.baldguyz.com/, that showcases their products (which include SHAMPOO and CONDITIONER... hello, they're bald) and some men who are "bald by nature" and "bald by choice."

Visit them. Then tell me if you think Mr. Bald By Choice shouldn't reconsider his choice.