... pretty much thinks tonight's cab driver was not, in fact, the man in the picture on the license
... would like you to see the bruise on her foot that she got by jamming a big metal sign into the open part of her shoe this morning
... secretly likes the way Trader Joe's soy sausage makes her farts smell
... is scared to open her heart
... could eat dried mango forever
... wants to be on the Biggest Loser, just to see how hard it is
... knows a secret and hasn't told anyone -- not even people who wouldn't care one way or the other!
... is worried that she makes it too easy to date her
... has easily consumed 3,000 empty calories since Friday
... hasn't picked her face since she got that new soap
... sometimes hates selling green energy
... felt like a sherpa today and now has a better appreciation for her brother-in-law
... vetoed the names Henrika and Fredrika for her potential niece, citing child abuse laws in the state of Massachusetts that would make it illegal
... is convinced that the IT department at her office is turning into the Jackson family -- you only ever see two of them at any one time
... knows that George Michaels was right, but she's having a hard time developing that faith-a-faith-a-faith-a-faith-faith
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