I've been meaning to take pictures of this and post it here ever since halloween, but I haven't gotten around to it -- either out of fear, or a sense of admiring awe. (Hard to tell. Sometimes those get confusing.)
Someone in my office was giving out little gummy food items for halloween -- ice cream cones, hamburgers, milkshakes, etc. They were all really cute, and somewhat tasty, actually. But there was one among them that was just too scary (and repulsive) to just pop into your mouth without adequate reflection (and photo opportunities).
I bring you... (drumroll please)... THE PHILLY CHEESESTEAK!

At first glance it's a mere hotdog. But after some label-reading, I discovered it was, in fact, a philly cheese steak.

Even more frightening out of its wrapper, the cheese steak haunts me now. Mostly because, once I took it apart, only one image stuck with me, and the only phrase I can come up with to describe it would have to be "vaguely-syphilitic"

But if you're sitting on the edge of your seats wondering the same thing I was...
Yes, it was quite tasty.

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