1. Paula Dean said on my favorite NPR show, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me that she had a recipe so good it would "knock your sock clean off and into the washer." (If it could do something to my dishes, those are brownies I'd make every day!)
2. Two kids playing at the park today:
younger brother: it was my idea
olders sister: no, it wasn't.
younger brother: yes it was. It was my idea to make the doodoo.
me: um, what?
Also, later:
older sister: this is a damn dirty damn!
younger brother: DAMN!
me: um, what?
3. If you're not familiar with the concept of Rickrolling, go here and learn about it.
If you are, stay here and enjoy this:
4. My aunt sent me this link a hundred years ago, and I think it's a really fun quiz. (I didn't do very well on it, though, what with the never really eating full candy bars. I believe more in the mini versions of them, and I rarely bite those in half to display these kinds of views)
5. I like a good first date, don't you? (she asked, smiling.)
6. I hiked a mountain yesterday and was half in New York and half in New Jersey. Oddly enough, I had gas in both states, but felt cheap in New Jersey.
7. My mom passed this along to me today: "we are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience."
8. One of the major drawbacks of cooking with a recipe is when the cookies come out sucking. Because by following a recipe, you never have the fun of experimenting and wondering if Ingredient X will be a good or bad addition.
9. I'm volunteering with Recording for the Blind & Dyslexic this week in their annual Record-A-Thon. If you're feeling generous and would like to sponsor me or give a donation, let me know, or go here and do it on the sly.
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I will never forget this one guy who picked me up using the expression, "You knock my socks off." What a weird and not sexy or appealing come on. It sounds like something a soccer mom would say. Why'd I go out with that guy?
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