a pocket full of...

kryptonite:
Or, in my world, peanut butter. I actually flushed 1/3 of a jar of it down the toilet tonight to save myself from Accidentally Eating It. While an effective way of permanently disposing of a mouth-watering treat, I don't really recommend this method, mostly because now I have a nutty spot in the toilet, and that disturbs me on several levels.

gold:
On the way to the subway this morning, I saw an earring on the ground. And I really, REALLY hate losing one earring. Because then it's over. Sure, you still have one, but what's one without the other? Nothing. So when I saw the lost earring, I actually said out loud, "Bummer!" But then I saw how ugly the earring was -- one of those enormous, cheap-looking, heart-shaped monster earrings the size of the palm of your hand -- and I thought, "hmm, maybe not!"

sunshine:
Have you seen those ads for the Waffle Breakfast Sandwich from Dunkin Donuts? Their tagline is all about "Homemade Taste to Go." And what I'm wondering is... whose home did these things come from??

posies:
I noticed the label in my underwear while in the bathroom today. It says "Do Not Iron." Who on god's green earth irons their underwear?