I've figured out who's to blame for the economy: Me!
You'll notice things started to take a downturn when I stopped dating. Coincidence? I don't think so.
My dating was a major source of revenue for the city of New York. And it all went down the toilet. No more drinks, no more coffees, ice creams, dinners, movies... none of it! And with the amount I was dating, I'm pretty sure I was keeping this city afloat, not silly old Wall Street...
Which is to say, of course, that I'm sorry, but I'm still not ready to date yet.
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Palin may be able to hook you up with Joe Six-Pack. Who either has hot abs or a beer belly. That hookup could be her revitalization plan!
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