did you know?

Did you know that...

** the state of Florida took the word "swampy" out of the dictionary, smeared it all over the state, and then put it back, all wrinkley and smudged?

** when someone barfs on the floor of the airplane, the flight attendants cover it in coffee grinds?

** there are five rows in the front of a Jet Blue plane that are made out of heaven?

** lobsters in Long Island sound have died off due to excessive ammonia production from anaerobic bacteria as a result of severe hypoxia?

** some people, as they fall asleep, whisper the word "poo"?

** I can make a cat jump three inches straight up into the air just by looking in her direction?

** there are birds who lure their girlfriends into having sex with them just by having nice apartments? (no, they don't live on the upper west side)

** Yale University has really cool podcasts?

** heaven is made out of legroom?