oh friendster, how I love thee...

Oh dear. I got another amazing letter in my Friendster inbox yesterday.

Maybe "amazing" isn't the right word.

Astounding?
Perplexing?
Amusing?

I am including it for your entertainment.

How is life treating you and also how Everything with you, Hope all is Well.....Well am green by name.

Hmmmm. Imagine this one:"Hey honey, what should we name our kid?"
"Well, I was thinking something like Ted, or Brian or Nick."
"How about Green?"
"Wow! How original. He'll never be mocked for that. We've done our child a service he'll never forget!"

A single gentle man living alone from UNITED STATE, florida. i am just passing by and i saw ur profile so i decided to email you, coz i see your beauty and it shines across the globe, so i will like to know u better...

Wait, wait, wait, my beauty shines across the globe? How does anyone in Guam sleep at night?

Coz women are the most beautiful thing in the nature. Because she imbibe all beauties from nature and expresses her beauty in the manner of her talks, walks and looks.

I don't think it's my talks, walks and looks that have been imbibing the nature

.....i really care to know you better if you dont mind about that.

(I'm tickled by his phrasing there.)

I am Honest, understanding, open minded, trust, faithful, sharing of Views, sharing of Feelings, hard working, Love, caring, don't cheat, don't lie.

Apparently, I am only sharing of Letters.

for me I am just looking deep into your profile i can find the deep blue love. My seeing a kind of woman like you is never a crime.

No, but your writing is. (And by the way, my Friendster profile is practicall empty. It has a photo and some friends, and no details.)

looking deep into your eye you can guess wat i see? Its the paradise but all I need is to meet you on my yahoo chat list.

"Welcome to paradise, please log in your Yahoo chat account."

HIT ME UP,
green.

Is this a closing? I'd never considered it before today.

HIT ME UP,
k8