the Prospect Park Synchronized Dorking Team!

I like to think that I'll be one of those parents who doesn't embarrass her kids. But I'm pretty sure that's just a delusionary notion on my part. Witness the rehearsal of the Prospect Park Synchronized Dorking Team:
Lisa and I decided that two dorks swinging as one would be more entertaining than one dork swinging alone.

We were right, of course.

However, one dork swinging solo can be exceptionally entertaining.

So much so that the cameraman (her husband, RJ) may have laughed himself off kilter (he was already cursed with a bum knee and a cane, which was constantly being taken from him by his clearly cane-deprived three year old)

See? I'll never be a source of grief, shame or utter misery for my children!

Right???