audition notices

I'm not kidding, these were posted on a list of casting notices I get over email:

ACTING CALL: This is a very small short film in cooperation with CTV Studios in New York. We are looking for Male and Female actors of Caucasian decent. Must be capable of playing younger than your actual age. [NB: age not listed] Minimal athleticism required. [what kind of film is this again?] No formal experience needed. [just have big tits and be willing to show them to us] There is no monitary payment for participating in this film. However, all actors will recieve a copy of the finished product for their resume or "reel". All other expenses are payed for including meals on days when multiple scenes are shot.

And:
Seeking a Persian type of cat with long hair for greeting card company

* Read Details Listed: 7/26/2006
Seeking a Persian cat (or cat with Persian looks) with long hair for a greeting card company. Please no white cats if possible. Pet owner must be willing to sign a standard model release form. Shoot date TBD. Submission deadline is Friday, 7/28.

The question remains: should the cat bring a resume or "reel"?