Thursday, April 6, 2006

fabulous casting notices

So, I'm combing through my inbox this morning, trying to put off all the other work I have to do, when I come across an email with this subject:

Seeking Caucasian female, 25-40 for narration part in 1960's sexy films compilation

I'm thinking, "this is me! I'm 25-40, cute, Caucasian and sexy, I could totally do this."

I read on.

Seeking Caucasian female, 25-40 for an on screen narration part. The film is a compilation of campy sex films from the 60's. Must be wiling to work in black panties and stripper pasties,

Ok, well, that takes me out of the running, somewhat.

C to DD cups please.

Keeps getting better.

No accents. There will be no nudity or implied nudity.

Yeah, but there will be no clothes, either.

Production company projects in the past have included HBO, Disney Channel, Margaret Cho, Rita Rudner, Howard Stern, MTV and Nickelodeon.

Well, that's just fine and dandy, but what part of "narration part" implies pasties and panties?

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