holy crap, k8, where have you been?

I know. I know I know I know. But I'm back now and that's all that matters.

To appease you, I've come up with a list of games that I've been playing as the mountains of snow here have been melting. Stand in line, put on your pinney, and get picked last for your team as we play...

1. Wow! Pigeon Poop Turns Snow Green

2. Is That the Sidewalk, or a Four Inch Puddle of Slush? Let Me Step In It To Find Out

3. Honking Makes That Truck Able to Get Past That Bus -- Really!

4. Single File Walking Behind Grandma: A New Olympic Test of Patience

5. Who Doesn't Like Four Jam-Packed Trains in a Row?

6. Love Me, Love My Snowpants

7. Whoosh! Boom! Splat! Falling Down is Funny!

8. I'm the Only One in the Office: It Must Be Naptime

Happy New Year!