wanna see my bubos?

I have the plague.

Much like my friend Christina, who had some weird creepy crawly disease, I look like I have the bubonic plague. Although, after the "routine" spraying in Brooklyn, more likely, the west nile virus. (great)

I innocently went out to a bar on Tuesday night and sat msyelf at a wobbly-but-comfortable table outdoors, and unbeknownst to me, I apparently opened up an all-night mosquito eatery (mesquitery?):

I have no fewer than 23 mosquito bites on my legs alone.

I feel so used. (and itchy)